The Theory of Superficialness

So I was asked to find a theory and since I am a genius at theorizing (How I wish) I decided to find a theory befitting the real world.

It turns out men seem to enjoy spring/summer more than woman reason being the 1/4 pieces that we women wear (I'm not judging mind you, that's a lie I am judging). I mean serious my eyes have been forced to look at butt cheeks, and I aint even into to women (I don't care how Meagan Foxish, Ms Unionishly hot you are) cover that beef, chicken up.

On the other hand men drool more in these two seasons. So it got me thinking between Men and Women who does the Theory of superficialness hold the strongest! Men will over look a plain Jane with potential for a platinum blonde (seems we also have darky blondes, haaibo man). Men will not even blink if you don't look like something out of a magazine. Lets not add to the mix their double standards (confused beings). Point is a plain Joe wants a Beyonce (I know in physics we're taught that opposites attract but in the real world that shit doesn't hold for human beings). Let me acknowledge the few great men out there, we see your efforts so please share your secret with the brothers. 

Yet there we are women taking in all sorts of broken cars, even the sort you wouldn't normally buy but you see the potential for it to become s smooth driving motor. I'm not saying we don't have a few women with men tendencies of superficialness. We're being basically being forced into debt to find love/sex/husbands whatsoever the hell else people are looking for. 

Ultimately, if you're bored and in need of a master's or PHD please feel free to test the Theory of superficialness. 

Night owling or witchcrafting!

So I've gotten positive feedback on my 2nd blog (needless to say I'm still in the "Cute baby phase") so these peeps could be stoking my ego and I'm not gonna lie..........I absolutely LIKE & APPROVE, duh I'm a woman of cause I like.

Lately, I've been having difficulty with the sleep fairy, seems she figured I've been sleeping way to long she decided to cut my sleep pattern in half. So I figured I could be doing one of two things Night Owling (being Lazy) or witchcrafting (being productive). Since I wasn't consulted about these cuts, hell I've decided to night owl. I mean seriously, have you seen what is on my mind! I literally feel like a super computer but I'm digesting my academic worries faster than I am my personal worries (makes me wonder if there is a heaven for people with a high worry tendencies, would I have multiple tickets).  

Anyhow back to the night owling, while you sitting there thinking time wasting (take a seat please, don't judge me) if you were being woken up at 01:30 due to your academic worries, you'll understand were I'm coming from. So as much I wish I could be witchcrafting and given that the hour is right for business (I read african tales and stuff from all over the world). So please tell the sleep fairy, to take a chill pill.  

So embrace which ever of the two works for you. Personally I'd recommend night owling when close to december, student life can be a wii bit boring!

Things that go bump in the night

I have decided to become an occasional blogger.

2013 has been a trying year, one filled with so many academic flops and achievements. I am not sure what I was thinking when I decided to do this school thing for the second time around. Hell, leaving my salary and comfortable life for school seemed like a great idea and until it hit me that I was back on a student budget.

Hell yes, a women's nightmare BUDGETING. Yes I know its needed but I need an occasional,once a week retail therapy. I've gone from buy to recycling. The kind of recycling I'm taking about is the bad kind, the kind that makes you look and feel like an old version of your old self. So I was never fashion forward (Bigger deal) but I had a style that was befitting to my personality.

Lets not even get to entertainment, geez to live in a country were owning a car is as necessary as breathing its sad. So my circumstances have forced me out of a real student life into a life of realisation and maturity (Admitting that was not easy). So my advice to you, if you're tempted to do go back to school for round 2 just know that the life you were used it is going to be pretty  much a picture in your review mirror.

However on the up side your possibilities become increasing endless. Sacrifice is indeed necessary.